German dates

"It's 9-9-9 today. Everyone's excited, except apparently the Germans. According to translators, they just keep saying 'No-No-No.' "

From a friend, and sorry it's slightly inappropriate

Friend: And it's not mine! My sister-in-law was watching it and told me that it was funny because she knows I like turtles. And I thought sex wasn't a big deal anymore anyway.

Me: Adults who are like 30 who are married get it on regularly and maybe even go to the bars to supplement their getting it on still think that sex is a big deal. I feel like sex is the biggest deal for human beings, and always will trump drugs, alcohol, music, and possibly even good in the end. Maybe not good for so long as sex is seen as "dirty," but definitely the rest of them.

What brought this exchange about? This video:
http://www.break.com/index/the-north-american-humping-tortoise.html

His Vein!

This was a picture on the homepage of the Philly.com a while back. That's some serious vein poppage!

My first blog

Oh how naive we were. Hey "Shaz," remember this? Are you still paying for that domain, by the way? That's like $2 / yr * 4 yrs = $8 of web hosting never used!